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According to my previous scientific poll, there are not any good blogs on wordpress, so damn it, what am I supposed to read while I’m here?

I just don’t know.

Everybody seems kind of grumpy,
I’m not grumpy,

Actually,

I’m in a pretty good mood.

The Esteemed Dr. Slutty Poppins

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Obama says, "Take time to be a dad"

Seems like John Edwards
and a bunch of other politicians
are trying just a little too hard.

“Hey Leroy,
weren’t you just bitching about
other people posting retreaded
news stories?”

Yeah, but my mom called
me with this joke and told
me to post it to my blog.

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Last night she said, "Oh Leroy, I feel so down"

I told her to turn that frown right around,
and this morning she woke up aces.

Clearly,
the power of positive thinking and stuff.
Of course we did have to pause for her
to take a chocolate break, but hey,
you got to do what you got to do to keep
things all harmonious.

One of these days I’m going to marry her
and then she will be Dr. Slutty Scandal,
and then we will both be happy.

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