I just don’t know.
Everybody seems kind of grumpy,
I’m not grumpy,
I’m in a pretty good mood.
Seems like John Edwards
and a bunch of other politicians
are trying just a little too hard.
weren’t you just bitching about
other people posting retreaded
Yeah, but my mom called
me with this joke and told
me to post it to my blog.
I told her to turn that frown right around,
and this morning she woke up aces.
the power of positive thinking and stuff.
Of course we did have to pause for her
to take a chocolate break, but hey,
you got to do what you got to do to keep
things all harmonious.
One of these days I’m going to marry her
and then she will be Dr. Slutty Scandal,
and then we will both be happy.