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Last night she said, "Oh Leroy, I feel so down"

I told her to turn that frown right around,
and this morning she woke up aces.

Clearly,
the power of positive thinking and stuff.
Of course we did have to pause for her
to take a chocolate break, but hey,
you got to do what you got to do to keep
things all harmonious.

One of these days I’m going to marry her
and then she will be Dr. Slutty Scandal,
and then we will both be happy.

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