My sources are listed below.
Jon Stewart / The Daily Show
Stephen Colbert / The Colbert Report
Creative Loafing Atlanta
Jesse “The Body” Ventura
Dr. Slutty Poppins
The rest of the stuff comes to me in dreams
that I often believe are reality,
97.3% of the statistics I make up,
and sometimes I just lie.
Seems like John Edwards
and a bunch of other politicians
are trying just a little too hard.
weren’t you just bitching about
other people posting retreaded
Yeah, but my mom called
me with this joke and told
me to post it to my blog.
I had a babysitter when I was a kid.
She was kind of a hippie type girl,
that really pissed me off to be honest.
she had nice boobs,
long brown hair,
and a really sweet ass,
so I was able to get past the hippie thing.
She used to heat up coke bottles,
and stretch them out into
I used to dream of being Batman,
and she was Cat Woman,
so I was doing her.
Which really explains everything to me.
I’m reading around blogs today,
and there are a lot of angry people
up on their soap boxes.
Bitching about religion, politicians,
public figures, and everything in
So up I jump on my soapbox now.
Damn it folk,
I don’t want to hear your retreaded
news article that you cut and pasted
from yahoo news or the associated press,
I want to hear about you.
The power of blogging is to tell your story,
you don’t have to give me your name,
or location, or any specific details,
I think the stories of real people are
infinitely more interesting than stories
about celebrities, or public figures,
which are probably so distorted and
skewed after they have been spun
and interpreted and reinterpreted
that they bear little resemblance
to the truth.
that’s just how I feel,
you may think otherwise.