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The good Doctor, well she tends to keep normal type hours.

As for me,
I like the night life, I like to boogie,
and I like to watch “My Name is Earl”,
which comes on at midnight,
and there are two episodes,
so how can I possibly go to bed early?

I must admit, I have quite a
crush on Joy, Earl’s ex-wife,
but she’s trouble so I am
considering moving my crush
to the Spanish stripper/maid
who’s name I can’t remember
right now, but I really like her.

oh Catalina,
that’s her name.


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I was taught in school to always cite my sources, so I plan to continue that practice here on my blog. Did I spell cite correctly? It looks kind of funny, doesn't it?

My sources are listed below.

  • Jon Stewart / The Daily Show

  • Stephen Colbert / The Colbert Report

  • Creative Loafing Atlanta

  • Jesse “The Body” Ventura

  • Dr. Slutty Poppins

The rest of the stuff comes to me in dreams
that I often believe are reality,
97.3% of the statistics I make up,

and sometimes I just lie.

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"Behold the wonder that is me, for I have written a blog post, come now and bask in my glory" ummmm….. not unless you write something remotely interesting.

I’m reading around blogs today,
and there are a lot of angry people
up on their soap boxes.
Bitching about religion, politicians,
public figures, and everything in
So up I jump on my soapbox now.
Damn it folk,
I don’t want to hear your retreaded
news article that you cut and pasted
from yahoo news or the associated press,
I want to hear about you.
The power of blogging is to tell your story,
you don’t have to give me your name,
or location, or any specific details,
I think the stories of real people are
infinitely more interesting than stories
about celebrities, or public figures
which are probably so distorted and
skewed after they have been spun
and interpreted and reinterpreted
that they bear little resemblance
to the truth.

Of course,
that’s just how I feel,
you may think otherwise.

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