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According to my previous scientific poll, there are not any good blogs on wordpress, so damn it, what am I supposed to read while I’m here?

I just don’t know.

Everybody seems kind of grumpy,
I’m not grumpy,

Actually,

I’m in a pretty good mood.

The Esteemed Dr. Slutty Poppins

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What's that smell?

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"Behold the wonder that is me, for I have written a blog post, come now and bask in my glory" ummmm….. not unless you write something remotely interesting.

I’m reading around blogs today,
and there are a lot of angry people
up on their soap boxes.
Bitching about religion, politicians,
public figures, and everything in
between.
So up I jump on my soapbox now.
Damn it folk,
I don’t want to hear your retreaded
news article that you cut and pasted
from yahoo news or the associated press,
I want to hear about you.
The power of blogging is to tell your story,
you don’t have to give me your name,
or location, or any specific details,
I think the stories of real people are
infinitely more interesting than stories
about celebrities, or public figures
,
which are probably so distorted and
skewed after they have been spun
and interpreted and reinterpreted
that they bear little resemblance
to the truth.

Of course,
that’s just how I feel,
you may think otherwise.

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