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About Leroy Scandal

I like candy. I mean Kandi, with a K and an i, not a C and a y.

The good Doctor, well she tends to keep normal type hours.

As for me,
I like the night life, I like to boogie,
and I like to watch “My Name is Earl”,
which comes on at midnight,
and there are two episodes,
so how can I possibly go to bed early?

I must admit, I have quite a
crush on Joy, Earl’s ex-wife,
but she’s trouble so I am
considering moving my crush
to the Spanish stripper/maid
who’s name I can’t remember
right now, but I really like her.

Catalina,
oh Catalina,
that’s her name.

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According to my previous scientific poll, there are not any good blogs on wordpress, so damn it, what am I supposed to read while I’m here?

I just don’t know.

Everybody seems kind of grumpy,
I’m not grumpy,

Actually,

I’m in a pretty good mood.

The Esteemed Dr. Slutty Poppins

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen give me some ideas on good blogs to read.

I like the blogs,
but I am finding it
hard to navigate them.
It’s kind of like wandering
around an apartment
complex without numbers
on the doors.

So if you have a favorite,
or have seen something
cool, come on and give me
a hot tip on what to read.

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What's that smell?

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I was taught in school to always cite my sources, so I plan to continue that practice here on my blog. Did I spell cite correctly? It looks kind of funny, doesn't it?

My sources are listed below.

  • Jon Stewart / The Daily Show

  • Stephen Colbert / The Colbert Report

  • Creative Loafing Atlanta

  • Jesse “The Body” Ventura

  • Dr. Slutty Poppins

The rest of the stuff comes to me in dreams
that I often believe are reality,
97.3% of the statistics I make up,

and sometimes I just lie.

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Obama says, "Take time to be a dad"

Seems like John Edwards
and a bunch of other politicians
are trying just a little too hard.

“Hey Leroy,
weren’t you just bitching about
other people posting retreaded
news stories?”

Yeah, but my mom called
me with this joke and told
me to post it to my blog.

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Hippie babysitters, Batman, Catwoman, and stretched out coke bottles. A love story.

I had a babysitter when I was a kid.
She was kind of a hippie type girl,
that really pissed me off to be honest.

However,
she had nice boobs,
long brown hair,
and a really sweet ass,

so I was able to get past the hippie thing.
She used to heat up coke bottles,
and stretch them out into
weird shapes.

I used to dream of being Batman,
and she was Cat Woman,
so I was doing her.

Which really explains everything to me.


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