I had a babysitter when I was a kid.
She was kind of a hippie type girl,
that really pissed me off to be honest.
she had nice boobs,
long brown hair,
and a really sweet ass,
so I was able to get past the hippie thing.
She used to heat up coke bottles,
and stretch them out into
I used to dream of being Batman,
and she was Cat Woman,
so I was doing her.
Which really explains everything to me.